Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Bringin' Sexy Back!

Hello to the followers of this blog! Well, for our third blog we decided our topic should be our little brother Mitch! I absolutely love the picture that is above, and that is why it is on our blog. It was when Mitch was a little bit younger, and way cuter than he is now. Now, he's bringin' sexy back!

Kristen, your opening thoughts....

Well Kelsey, I was just thinking how Mitch has been dead sexy all his life! I also love the photo that is above! But......check him out now!

Man he is one sexy beast! Well I can't say enough good things about my favorite little brother! He is A. Sexy, B. Awesome, C. Sexy, D. smart, E. sexy, F. unforgettable, G. sexy, H. a great dancer, I. I don't want to do this list anymore.

Well over to you Kelsey.....

Wow krasty, those were all indeed wonderful attributes of Mitchy match. Personally, I don't feel comfortable using the word sexy involving Mitch as much as baby krasty just did. But, you know, whatever floats your boat. So anyways, I do have a few thoughts about Mitchy. He, like our younger sister Rachel, has had some nicknames in his time. Given to him by krasty and yours truly of course. They include but are not limited to: Mitchy match, mitchy motor scoter, Mitch the mooner mania, Michelle, Shelly, (remember, these are all terms of endearment), Mitchster, Moe, Mickey, and last but certainly not least, P.I.M.P!! He can freak dance with the best of them!! (Proof of this can be seen if you play "The Way I Are" by Timbaland in his presence).

You are so right Kelsey!! Well I have always admired his freak dancing skills. I hope that one day he will teach me just how he does it so well! I do love that song also! "I ain't got a motor boat, but I can float your boat, listen baby girl...." Mitch has always 'had my back' when tough times came. This one time when it was Mitch and Me vs. Kelsey and Tyler, we totally took them down! Oh man, those were good times. I am pretty sure that we could take them to this day! Kelsey is pretty scrawny and Tyler has gotten a bit more plump around the edges.

Hold it. This is the point in the blog where I must intercede. First of all, when it was me and tyler vs. krasty and moe moe, Kristen was in charge of the initial blows. It was then Mitchy's job to hit us while we were down! We never stood a chance! Actually, the stats were probably even because me and Ty always had our wits about us, and we had the strategy part of the game.

Um.....I would take brawn over brains any day! Just if you were wondering what Krasty thought!

Nope nope. I would infinitely prefer brains. But that's just me. Okay, let's get back to Mitch. Mitch was actually the nice one when we were growing up. But that only lasted so long.... One time when we were kids, Mitch totally kicked me in the back of the head. I remember because it hurt so freaking bad and Mom came in and he totally denied the whole thing! I remember though Mitch, you can't deny the memories!

I was there! It was hilarious! Just if you were wondering what Krasty thought!

Okay, well let's tell a nice story now. Hmmm...krasty says she's got one! I'll keep thinking...

Well this one always makes me tear up.......not really but it is a nice story! Well it was last April or May and I was going to do the 25 mile bike race and really was not wanting to do it by myself and Mitch stepped up to the plate. So we agreed before the race that if one of us got a flat tire that we would have to leave the other to finish on time and get that coveted medal that we both desperately wanted! So about mile 20, I ended up getting a flat tire and we both stopped for a minute to find a pump. We alas, could not! So Mitch told me to get off my bike and he took it and lifted it on his back and ran for about a half of a mile while I rode along side. So as he was doing that we passed a cop and he looked at Mitch and said 'I wish I was as tough as you!' So then Mitch told me that I would have to leave him behind so I could finish! I did not want to leave but he made me promise that I would ride as fast as I could so I would finish the race! I rode to the finish line and got my medal! But Mitch found a road helper lady and fixed his tire and also won a medal! It was one of the greatest experiences ever! I would not have been able to finish or to even get that far without him! Kelsey is pretty pissed that I have taken this long and is rolling her eyes. So I am going to pass you over to her now!

Wow. She even managed to turn it over to me in more than one sentence! Geez Louise, and she says I tell long stories. Anyway, my great great story about Mitch! This one time, me and Mitch stayed up way past midnight and watched Bob Ross paint mountains, and trees, and happy little clouds! We were so mesmerized by his magnificent paintings, we had to keep watching. We just had to! So that was a good time. Also, over the summer I made him eggs and toast for breakfast and brought it to him in bed, and he was so suprised I actually did it, that he hugged me! I love it when Mitch lets me hug him, so when he hugged me, it was like unwrapping my own little personal Mitch gift!

Anyway! We could definitely go on for a long long while about our little Mitchy, but alas, (as krasty likes to say) we have to say goodnight! Through the thick and thin, Mitch has always been there and we would just like to say how eternally grateful that he has brought the sexy back to us!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amen sister!! (get it, she's my sister)

Yeah, that was totally Kristen. Anybody who knows us knows that that is totally Kristen's type of humor. And actually, she is still cracking up about it as I am typing this.

Goodnight bloggers, Mitch rocks!!

~Kristen and Kelsey


Cadie said...

The overuse of the word "sexy" when referring to your brother was a bit disturbing.

Also, I have a suggestion for your blog. I think you should each have a unique font - and maybe even color! - for your text. This way, us readers of your blog could tell your rantings apart better and you wouldn't have to keep writing who was typing. You follow?


Keep on blogging - it brings joy to my life!

Brynn said...

If your mother reads this blog entry, 10 bucks she bawls! We all love Mitchy!

Ryan and Jacki Andrew said...

I would have to agree with Cadie. You called your brother "sexy" one to many times.